How to use Loki dialogue in everyday life:

  • Dad: Have you seen my phone?
  • You: I sent it off, I know not where.
  • Sister: Will you wash the dishes?
  • Me: No. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.
  • Friend: You're so crazy.
  • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
  • Friend: I would tell you this secret, but I promised not to--
  • Me: TELL MEEEEE!!!
  • Sister: Is Dad awake yet?
  • Me: Father has fallen into the Odin sleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
  • Sister: Hey, remember that time when we were kids and--
  • Me: I remember a shadow. Living in the shade of your greatness.
  • Mom: Stop changing channels--
  • Me: It's too late to stop it. The Bifrost will build until Jotunheim is ripped apart.
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