2boys1cup: it started out with a click how did it end up like this
betterlockthetardis: dealwithlarry: captainmjolnir: I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood I mean seriously what do you think we do every month yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine it got better
danceswithdoritos: draemishs: coolasacalliope: thedoctorpottergames: causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED IT WAS EVERYWHERE IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
comparingmeerkats: comparingmeerkats: this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
hawkeye-i-cuar: GUYS GUYS GUYS
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
peregrint: can you imagine elrond as your dad u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period i hope this has been educational
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
benedictedcumberbabeof221: a-seven-percent-solution: I may be late to the party on this one, but I just noticed something from the restaurant scene in ‘A Study In Pink’….. Sherlock, you sly devil. You made reservations. You’re in the middle of the case and you made dinner reservations. For John. Now we know why Angelo was so quick to assume John was his date. how have i not seen this...
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead,...
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time